My Favorite Playdate Partner
August 2026
Our playdate started with a pretty simple plan: go to Gabe’s, find a cute seasonal throw blanket, something sexy to put on, grab some munchies, and have a picnic, nekkid, on my living room floor.
That was it.
And honestly, I loved the simplicity of it.
There’s something about wandering through Gabe’s together, me in a sundress, that turns a basic shopping trip into entertainment. Especially when neither of us really needs anything. 😂
Eventually, though, we had a mission. Nekkid in my living room 😈
Mission aborted.
He never showed.
We set the time and place. 8:30, Walmart.
I asked for an ETA. He was a few behind, no biggie. His GPS said 8:40. He never opened another message.
🤦♀️
I didn't need him. I took myself on a date.
Blanket at Gabes.
Instead of the sexy lingerie, since it was just me, I opted to get a new coffee cup, or 2, instead.
$16
Donuts & Smart Water at Dollar Tree.
$3
$19 bucks total…
Less than a traditional date, by far.
I fucked myself 😈 Literally 😈
I came home. I ate the donuts and took a nap. 😂
I woke up refreshed and still wildly horny. I grabbed a cold drink, put on some classical music, and settled into bed with my favorite toy, my Playboy Wand.
I started on the slowest setting, teasing my clit. I haven't used this toy in a while. In fact I've been entirely too busy and haven't taken enough time for my own pleasure lately. I need to change that.
Tingling in my clit came entirely too quick. I didn't want to cum yet so I removed the toy and put hard pressure on my clit with my pointer and middle fingers to stop myself from cumming too quickly.
Edging after not getting off for a few days always makes that first orgasm more intense.
When I felt the tingling intensify again, I didn't stop. Instead I put the power mode to medium and inserted a glass dildo inside my moist hold. I held the vibrator steady on my clit as I fucked myself faster until I came, covering the glass dildo.
I put the dildo aside and put the wand up to the highest setting and rubbed it until I came again.
A morning nap
2 cums in a row
Something sweet to eat
I was fully satisfied. 😈
Taking myself on a playdate 10/10 recommended.
Thanks for reading. 😘
Kisses 💋
Shorty
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